Can your thoughts and emotions change the weather? I wrote this poem coming home on the bus 10 days ago so it was ready made for the Daily Prompt! Is The Weather My Fault? Why is it when I come home There’s a cloud above my house? The rest of the journey is sunny But this…
Why do people have to swear In public places? It’s not fair! I object, I don’t like it I don’t want to hear them say “sh*t”, I especially don’t want to hear the “f” word But people think I am absurd. In the morning, on the bus, I hate it but don’t make a fuss.…
Probably best if we skip over my setting off the smoke alarm while cooking dinner – at least it works! 😀 This morning, Martin and Su on Heart radio were talking about the Bank Holiday that we had yesterday. Su said people shouldn’t be allowed to mow their lawns after 4.00 pm as it…
Today is known as Star Wars Day But TV is disappointing. Only Episode II is being shown. It’s really been quite boring. It isn’t the greatest Star Wars film, The original ones are better With Princess Leia’s odd hairstyle Who could possibly forget her? (I’m sure the men remember…
Way back in the 1970s Something really bad was done By Conservatives – we were taken in (In many more ways than one!) To the European “Common Market” (It’s what we all called it back then). It’s part of the “European Union” now And they have made us open Our borders to all foreigners Who…
Be wary of the “experts” Don’t believe a word they say – ‘Cause have you ever noticed That what is right today Will be wrong come tomorrow? So it seems, they’re telling lies Because their “facts” aren’t facts at all, So don’t be fooled, be wise! For instance, a palaeontologist Was sure there was a…
While going out to get my lunch A couple of weeks ago, I had a strange experience – I bet you didn’t know That Southend’s full of zombies! At least that’s what I saw As I walked along the High Street. I’d not noticed them before. They shuffled along slowly And some got in my…
